No Sex In the Recreation Room...yes There is.

What do you think about relationships/affairs in the workplace? I believe its a no-no. It can get messy, inappropriate and awkward for those involved and those who know about it. Not to mentioned the possibility of getting fired. In a previous post, I mentioned that it seems like if everyone has slept with or is sleeping with everyone at bu current job..and I really think they are.

 One of the directors, Mz. Sexy, who recently lost some weight is apparently very happy with her new body and the way she looks and is delving into her interest in black men. Go ahead Ms. Sexy! Last week a conversation between her and ONE of her interests got so titillating I had to leave my desk so that I could preserve some of my innocence. Psssst...just between us he was out of the chair on her side of the desk.....She also got her hands on the only only good looking dread at the place...dammit (in case you didn't know, I have a thing for dreadlocks)....That same day she left work early and asked me to let "the guy" know she was in a meeting, "because its just easier". Can somebody say PLAYA?!?

I started eating my breakfast & lunch in the staff dining room so as to appear approachable and make friends. I was too approachable. Since then I have been asked all sorts of slightly inappropriate questions, including if I would be willing to pose for a picture so one of the guys can keep with him always. I would be fully clothed  of course. My response was that I'm here every week, no need for pictures. I mean it has gotten so bad that I think the prospect of fresh meat has temporarily put all the men on a serious high trying to get laid. They're like peacocks, spreading their plumes trying to get the attention of the new peahens. I think the concept of              no is such a rarity in this building that it has momentarily stunned them, and left them stupid. 

I can see how easy it may be for someone to find "love" at the workplace; its convenient, and you already know the person. However, its a tad LAZY. If you think you're so HOT why not venture out of the workplace and find a more suitable hookup, one that may not cost you your job or the respect of your superiors? And why would you think that its appropriate for you to approach every new young lady like she's a "ho" and proposition her? I understand that this type of behavior may have worked for you in the past, but if you're such a 'G', you should take pride in your shit, be a bit more clever and better your game. The same tired ass lines don't work on all women, especially in their place of work. Some of us actually have a touch of class.

But its not just the guys to blame, some of the girls show up in colored bras underneath their sheer tops. I asked one girl if she meant to do that and she looked at me as if that was such an inappropriate question. I have seen young women stick their butts out when walking pass guys so that the guys can "cop a feel" and then they act like they're so shocked. You just gave him an invitation, of course he's going to RSVP.

When at work keep your schlong in your slacks or else one day someone would take you too seriously and report your disgusting butt to HR, and you'll get accused of sexual harassment.